The War Pigs Clan!

Once upon a time there was a bored young man, his name was K@$H, now he had nothing to do what so ever, and he spent his days playing Modern Warfare, Programming and Procrastinating School Work. So this young soldier found a companion, a great companion C.H.R.I.S.O. Together they were involved in a sacred journey, The Journey Of A Million Kills, they spent hours and hours working together, trying to rid the world of it's evil they needed one million kills to complete this, after one million they would have the strength and power to perform the ritual of "Shoot The Spetsnaz To Win An iPhone".

They focused hard on there mission, they drank liters of Code Red Mountain Dew and they stood dedicated to complete this ritual, but they failed... They needed the help of people, two people was not enough, and so now they search the world looking for talented members to help fight the war, and noobs to help distract them. One day they will have enough members, enough to win that iPhone and then there will be peace at last thanks to the App Store.

This Is The Story Of WAR PIGS CLAN!

Cool story bro.
Who get's the iPhone?
Haha.
I saw this topic a couple of hours ago.
And i think it said abc123.
Or must've been the other topic.

iPhone... Dang wish i had one

Zeriax is legend at making up story lol

K@$H7

I Try My Best

awesome story bro

so faggy

i think i am at 100,744 kills at the moment so i am 1/10th of the way there